... on abduction

a totally random but amusing conversation (yet again).


L: oh they had this dress previosly in black
L: but i'm worried it looks auntie leh
L: + no occassion to wear it leh
b: i want ang pao red.
b: CNY will be the occasion.
b: hoo~

L: wow
L: yah its perfect for CNY
L: you'll be the ang bao!
b: yesh. would u like to hv me for CNY?
b: for better or for worse.

L: are you preparing your speech for mr ma?
b: eh, i'm preparing the speech for x'mas gathering.
b: i'll wrap myself up as a gift for my "lucky" secret friend
L: wahahah
L: are you my secret friend?
b: u sound like u want a piece of me! ..or not?
L: i'll hold you hostage and demand ransom from mr ma
b: muahaha. let's split 50-50?
L: 40-60
L: 60 to me of course
L: i'm doing the hard work of demanding the ransom!
L: plus i have to feed you for a few days
L: must take those into account
b: final 45 - 55
L: ok fine
L: but you'll only get gardenia
b: .. and 1 rpbc
L: and i'll throw in some milo
L: ok ok
L: 1 RPBC too
b: it's a deal then.
L: such a demanding cat!
L: *mew*

b: negotiashun skillz. i haz et. *smirks*
L: *wipes smirk of cat's face*
L: *wipe wipe wipe*