MCP

"ok lor, go ahead, but don't say we didn't warn u ah."

(A) we'll keep u out of the door on ur wedding day
(B) give special "thank u" speeches on ur wedding banquet
(C) send back ur wedding invitation card after tearing it into smithereens
(D) ALL OF THE ABOVE


don't try us

good nite, baby

good nite, baby

aww, u missed the repeat telecast as well
i really wanted u to catch the show
but it doesn't really matter


i'll sing them for u the next time

Firefox 2.0.0.3

while my brother is slogging out in his "holiday island", i have officially taken possession of the computer n funk'd up the firefox with a newer version (2.0.0.3) n a bunch of cool add-ons.. such as Cooliris Preview , Answers , Map+

did i also mention..
i installed a uber-pink theme!

i'm sure he'll flip when he sees it next weekend.


if u're unsure of what applications suit ur web-browsing needs, be sure to check out their recommended add-ons here.

Kids 'n' Love

came across this on the internet n found it awfully funny. names have been removed to protect the kids' identities, so that they will not be ostracized when they grow up. ha. read on...

kids and their response on:

Q: WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
A: "84. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."
A: "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife."

Q: WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
A: "On the first date, they tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."

Q: WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
A: "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, "cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
A: "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...that's why I stopped doing it."
A: "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."

Q: THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED:
A: "It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them."
A: "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble.

Q: CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE:
A: "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."

Q: ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
A: "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
A: "If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes to long to learn."

Q: ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE & ROMANCE:
A: "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
A: "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."

Q: CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
A: "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them."

Q: CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
A: "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when "The Simpsons" are on TV."
A: "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."
A: "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."

Q: PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
A: "One of the best qualities is to know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."

Q: SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:
A: "Tell them that you own a bunch of candy stores."
A: "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
A: "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French Fries usually works for me."

Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE:
A: "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."
A: "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food."
A: "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like their hearts are on fire."

Q: WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
A: "They're thinking:Yeah, I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day."

Q: HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS:
A: "You learn it right on the spot, when the gooshy feeling gets the best of you."
A: "It might help if you watched soap operas all day"

Q: HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:
A: "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
A: "Don't forget your wife's name..that will mess up the love."
A: "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out."

pitter patter

kudos to a very considerate bus driver "auntie" who made the passengers' day when she pulled out her umbrella n sheltered us from the stop to the bus. take bus 91 frequent enough n u'll be able to spot her as she's the only female driver for this bus service.

on the other hand, i'm bothered by folks who carry their umbrellas into a sheltered overhead bridge. as if threading along the wet floors wasn't dreadful enough, now we have to dodge the killer spikes on ur brollies. tsk tsk.

a pixie taken whilst observing office workers scurrying home from Buona Vista MRT station. poor me, was just on my way to work amidst the heavy downpour, congested roads, human traffic in the west-side.

more rain in the coming week according to Channelnewsasia.com

ho hum.

retail therapy

being an avid supporter of "alternative media sources" i've always been, the recent trip to JB with NeuNeu set us back by close to 200 ringgit for our purchases on DVDs alone.

this time i got to eat my favorite noodles at the cafe again. though it's charged at the same price as every other dish on the menu, i think it's worth paying every cent i paid for something that pleases my palate. who says it has to be a super elaborate meal packed with fancy garnish?

i'm content with my down-to-earth instant noodles with a slice of ham n a sunny-side-up.
period.

no other purchases made, as we're reserving all resources for a mini-birthday celebration in mid-April plus the upcoming Bangkok trip. it has really been a while since i had some retail therapy other than grocery shopping. it's high time for some new addition to my wardrobe.

counting down.

Revised Schedule

the updated version of my schedule.. with my brother's days to enlistment numbering..

Short Term Planning

been running through my sums for quite a while now. kudos to NeuNeu for his patience coz i took a million years to arrive at something satisfactory. we finally managed to SQUEEZE a lil' money n time out of poor me.

here's a preview of what's on my schedule..